The Greatest Sandwich In The World

I'm big fan of Subway but it's a lot of money for what in essence is a fairly simple and cheap thing to prepare yourself so I decided to give it a go and have managed to create the most amazing sandwich roll you're ever likely to have the pleasure of eating!

Ingredients/Instructions:  Take a fresh un-buttered roll and start by placing a slice of German Salami on the bottom.  Take a slice of Bernard Matthews low-fat Turkey Breast and place that on top of the Salami.  Now grab a slice of juicy ham and top off with a low-fat cheese slice (must be processed and not real cheese).

Repeat this process so you have two lots of Salami/Turkey/Ham/Cheese on top of each other.  Now spread some Hellmann's Light Mayonnaise on top, add some cucumber, lettuce, thinly sliced carrot, some red salad pepper and crispy iceberg lettuce.

You now have the most amazing roll/sandwich you will have ever tasted!